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| #6021 | | Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
-- Walt Kelly
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| #6022 | | We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly
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| #6023 | | We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
-- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
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| #6024 | | What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| #6025 | | What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| #6026 | | What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.
-- Steve Martin
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| #6027 | | "What shall we do?" said Twoflower.
"Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully. He always held that panic was
the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people
faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into
those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent
brute!" and "Here, pussy."
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
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| #6028 | | What's another word for "thesaurus"?
-- Steven Wright
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| #6029 | | When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
-- Steven Wright
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| #6030 | | When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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