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| #6101 | | If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't
work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
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| #6102 | | If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
-- G.B. Shaw
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| #6103 | | If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
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| #6104 | | If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.
-- Chief Dan George
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| #6105 | | If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
-- Bette Davis
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| #6106 | | If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
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| #6107 | | Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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| #6108 | | It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
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| #6109 | | It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
-- Kingsley Amis
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| #6110 | | It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.
-- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard
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