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#6151Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore
them long enough.
#6152Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth
to a child. She must be found and stopped.
-- Sam Levenson
#6153Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up,
they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.
#6154Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
#6155That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.
-- Charles Chincholles, "Pensees de tout le monde"
#6156The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
#6157 The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the
judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him.
Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and
ceremoniously handed it to the defendant.
"Congratulations!" declaimed the jurist. "You have just become a
father!"
#6158The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older
people, and greatly assists in the circulation of the blood.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith
#6159The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable
Christian forbearance among men.
-- Ambrose Bierce
#6160The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half
by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow
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