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#6161The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.
#6162The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.
#6163The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
-- John Barrymore
#6164The idea is to die young as late as possible.
-- Ashley Montague
#6165The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
-- Laurence J. Peter
#6166"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
Over and Over"
#6167The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
#6168The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
#6169The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four
and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
#6170"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
-- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"
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