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| #6391 | | Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
-- Carl Sandburg
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| #6392 | | Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have
more lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice.
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| #6393 | | With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
-- Will Rogers
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| #6394 | | A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain
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| #6395 | | A classic is something that everyone wants to have read
and nobody wants to read.
-- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature"
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| #6396 | | A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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| #6397 | | A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The
Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
-- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.
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| #6398 | | A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne
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| #6399 | | A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
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| #6400 | | A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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