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#6471How apt the poor are to be proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"
#6472I do desire we may be better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
#6473I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less
than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
#6474I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
#6475I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
so I woke up from sheer boredom.
#6476I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain
#6477I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
#6478I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New
England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be
raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in
New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for
countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere
if they don't get it.
-- Mark Twain
#6479I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones.
-- T.S. Eliot
#6480I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
-- Mark Twain
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