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#6661Bondage maybe, discipline never!
-- T.K.
#6662Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance
and without any visible reason.
-- Lord Chesterfield
#6663Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.
#6664Falling in Love
When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in
love. You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes
light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,
and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately,
these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a
good idea to check with your doctor.
-- Dave Barry
#6665Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to
become good at it.
#6666Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less:

"Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good ..."

Mail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to:

P.O. Box 35
Baffled Greek, Michigan
#6667Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
-- St. Augustine
#6668God is love, but get it in writing.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
#6669"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental
effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion."
-- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"
#6670He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't
encounter many rivals.
-- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms"
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