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#6691"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
#6692"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static
cling."
#6693"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
#6694"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture."
#6695"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
#6696"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
#6697"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
#6698"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
#6699"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."
#6700"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned."
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