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| #6861 | | Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
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| #6862 | | Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
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| #6863 | | Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
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| #6864 | | Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness. To avoid overload
and burnout, keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead. Learn
the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the
"Do you feel okay? You look pale." approach. Start with negotiation and
implication. Advance to manipulation and humiliation. Above all, relax
and have a nice day.
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| #6865 | | The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
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| #6866 | | "... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..."
-- Dave Barry
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| #6867 | | "The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of
themselves," the old man said, no longer to me. "But what will become
of the bicuspids?"
-- The Old Man and his Bridge
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| #6868 | | The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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| #6869 | | The real reason psychology is hard is that psychologists are trying to
do the impossible.
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| #6870 | | The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.
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