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| #6881 | | A bachelor is an unaltared male.
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| #6882 | | A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
-- Helen Rowland
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| #6883 | | A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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| #6884 | | A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and
purgatory for the purse.
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| #6885 | | A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.
-- Kipling
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| #6886 | | A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
-- Emerson
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| #6887 | | A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
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| #6888 | | A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed.
-- John Steinbeck
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| #6889 | | A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed
a very charming woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke
with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked
in as Mr. and Mrs.
After a very pleasurable three-day stay, the man approached the front
desk and told the clerk he was checking out. In a few minutes, he was handed
a bill for $2500.
"There must be some mistake," the salesman said. "I've been here for
only three days."
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "But your wife has been here a month
and a half."
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| #6890 | | A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief
as your goal. There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of
dishonourable behaviour. Unless she's really attractive.
-- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely Guy"
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