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| #6891 | | A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
-- Robert Frost
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| #6892 | | A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"
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| #6893 | | A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl. He came back from
his honeymoon a chastened man. He'd become aware of the will of the wisp.
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| #6894 | | A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.
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| #6895 | | A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood
waiting for a taxi.
"Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel. "I'm going west."
"How wonderful," came the cool reply. "Bring me back an orange."
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| #6896 | | A fool and his honey are soon parted.
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| #6897 | | A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.
-- Ruth Weston
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| #6898 | | A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
-- Evan Esar
[ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]
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| #6899 | | A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
-- Fred Allen
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| #6900 | | A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *____that ___had __to ____mean _________something*.
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
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