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| #6991 | | Benny Hill: Would you like a peanut?
Girl: No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation.
Benny Hill: You won't be under obligation for a peanut.
It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something.
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| #6992 | | Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.
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| #6993 | | Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
-- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"
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| #6994 | | Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least
when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
-- James Thurber
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| #6995 | | Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-- Kin Hubbard
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| #6996 | | Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both.
-- Samuel Butler
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| #6997 | | By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
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| #6998 | | Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles.
-- Kathleen Norris
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| #6999 | | Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she
were a man.
-- Joubert
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| #7000 | | Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
-- William Congreve
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