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| #7011 | | Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least
principle draw the most interest.
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| #7012 | | Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason
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| #7013 | | ... eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his
original joy his falling in love with Ada.
-- Nabokov
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| #7014 | | Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
male schlemiel.
-- Ewald Nyquist
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| #7015 | | Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly
after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely,
"Congratulations, Herr d'Albert; you have rarely introduced me to so
charming a wife."
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| #7016 | | "Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous ..."
-- Robert Benchley
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| #7017 | | Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
-- Barrie
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| #7018 | | Everybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and
if you want to use yours for growing hair, that's fine with me.
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| #7019 | | Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal
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| #7020 | | Feminists just want the human race to be a tie.
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