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| #7041 | | Girls are better looking in snowstorms.
-- Archie Goodwin
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| #7042 | | Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that
causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear
properties.
-- Ashley Montagu
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| #7043 | | Girls really do know just what they want -- you to figure it out for yourself!
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| #7044 | | Girls who throw themselves at men, are actually taking very careful aim.
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| #7045 | | Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
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| #7046 | | God created a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.
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| #7047 | | God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment --
but many other things ceased as well. Woman was God's second mistake.
-- Nietzsche
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| #7048 | | Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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| #7049 | | Harold had never wanted a woman so much in his life, upon overhearing the
22-year-old beauty remark that he was too old and out of shape for her. The
determined septuagenarian immediately embarked upon a rigorous self-improvement
program. He had his face lifted, bought a toupee, ran five miles every day,
lifted weights and adopted a strict vegetarian diet. Within months, the
rejuvenated man won the young woman's heart, and she agreed to marry him.
On the way out of the chapel, however, Harold was fatally struck
by lightning. Furious, he confronted Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "How
could you do this to me after all the pain I went through?"
"To be honest, Harold," Saint Peter sheepishly replied, "I didn't
recognize you."
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| #7050 | | Hat check girl:
"Goodness! What lovely diamonds!"
Mae West:
"Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie."
-- "Night After Night", 1932
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