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| #7071 | | I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit
was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse
being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| #7072 | | I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.
-- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.
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| #7073 | | I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
support of the woman I love.
-- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
of the British throne in order to marry the American
divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
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| #7074 | | I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying,
and for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would
be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln
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| #7075 | | I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when
you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
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| #7076 | | I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
-- Willie Nelson
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| #7077 | | I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
-- Art Leo
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| #7078 | | I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped
Europa.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
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| #7079 | | I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
-- Tom McGuane
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| #7080 | | I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner
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