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#7091I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately
anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
-- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"
#7092I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
-- Chick
#7093I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"
-- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"
#7094I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.
-- Freud
#7095I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I was hit in
the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
-- Phyllis Diller
#7096I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
-- Chico Marx
#7097I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new
one every day.
-- Heine
#7098I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they won't let me
raise my voice.
-- Winkle
#7099I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
#7100I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.
Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had.
-- Brenda Starr
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