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#7101I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
-- W.C. Fields
#7102I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
#7103I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-- George Eliot
#7104I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
-- Woody Allen
#7105I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
#7106I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men. They're not
like other men. Their spirit is great and stimulating. They hate strife;
indeed they reject it. Their inventive gifts are boundless. They demand
devotion and obedience. And a sense of humor. I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
-- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway
#7107If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
#7108If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
#7109If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
-- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
#7110If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would
be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
-- Frances Rodman
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