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#7121If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
#7122If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front
of my nose.
-- Lauren Bacall
#7123If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
-- Michelet
#7124If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate
books.
-- Alan King
#7125If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
#7126If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur
boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
-- Anton Chekhov
#7127In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend
yourself to God.
#7128In Christianity, a man may have only one wife. This is called Monotony.
#7129In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
#7130In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is
still continued.
-- Helen Rowland
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