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| #7151 | | It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anything
on earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.
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| #7152 | | "It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."
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| #7153 | | It's not the inital skirt length, it's the upcreep.
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| #7154 | | It's not the men in my life, but the life in my men that counts.
-- Mae West
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| #7155 | | It's the good girls who keep the diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
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| #7156 | | It's the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of Time magazine, that women with
bad legs should stick to long skirts because they cover a multitude of shins.
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| #7157 | | Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.
Her voice was little more than a whisper.
"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make
before I go. I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...
I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. And it was I who
forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported
your income-tax evasion to the I.R.S..."
"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought,"
whispered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."
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| #7158 | | Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot
remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
women.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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| #7159 | | Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
at the conception.
-- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
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| #7160 | | Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
-- Mae West
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