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| | #7161 | | Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk
across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six
months.
-- Moore
| | | #7162 | | Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
| | | #7163 | | Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and
sapphire bracelet lasts for ever.
-- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
| | | #7164 | | Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
| | | #7165 | | Lank: Here we go. We're about to set a new record.
Earl: (to the crowd) How about a date?
Lank: We've done it. Earl has set a new record. Turned down by
20,000 women.
-- Lank and Earl
| | | #7166 | | Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can
be tolerated only in race horses and women.
-- Lord Kelvin
| | | #7167 | | Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.
-- Benjamin Franklin
| | | #7168 | | Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted. In every
relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive. If you
really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end.
For the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities
I most admired in myself I gave up. I stopped being loud and bossy ...
Oh, all right. I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back.
-- Kate Hepburn, on Tracy and Hepburn
| | | #7169 | | Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward.
-- Miss November, 1966
| | | #7170 | | Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society
being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible
thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money
system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.
-- Valerie Solanas
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