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| #7171 | | Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
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| #7172 | | Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
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| #7173 | | Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one
young woman and another.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"
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| #7174 | | Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
-- Alan McKay
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| #7175 | | Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
-- Lazarus Long
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| #7176 | | Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait.
They never meet.
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| #7177 | | Lots of girls can be had for a song. Unfortunately, it often turns out to
be the wedding march.
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| #7178 | | Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real
with the ideal never goes unpunished.
-- Goethe
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| #7179 | | Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
-- Dr. Karl Bowman
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| #7180 | | Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
-- H.L. Mencken
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