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#7191Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
#7192Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
-- Mae West
#7193Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be
surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
-- James Garner
#7194Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
#7195Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Roger Price
#7196Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one
undertakes to become nothing.
#7197Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer
exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work
in the brewery.
-- George Jean Nathan
#7198Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
#7199Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
#7200Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins
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