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| #7231 | | Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy.
-- Linda Festa
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| #7232 | | Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
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| #7233 | | Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
-- Nelson Algren, "What Every Young Man Should Know"
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| #7234 | | Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"
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| #7235 | | Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
-- Nelson Algren
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| #7236 | | Never tell. Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks
in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm
tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck `Lay
On Top Of Me Or I'll Die'. I didn't know what I was gonna do..."
-- Lenny Bruce
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| #7237 | | New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age,
and his wife most often reminds him to act it.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
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| #7238 | | No friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl for girl;
no hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman.
-- Landor
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| #7239 | | No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost
interest in hair restorers.
-- Austin O'Malley
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| #7240 | | No modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an
unmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway.
-- Arthur Binstead
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