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#7261Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
-- Oscar Wilde
#7262Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings
with me.
Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained
to share. We're trained to protect ourselves by not
letting anyone too close. Good grief, if I go around
sharing everything with you, you could hang me out to dry.
Sally: It's called "trust," Ted.
Ted: "Sharing"? "Trust"? You're really asking me to sail into
uncharted waters here.
-- Sally Forth
#7263Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about
what attracts mosquitoes.
-- Dr. Joyce Brothers,
"What Every Woman Should Know About Men"
#7264She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good.
-- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
#7265She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face.
-- Tom Waits
#7266She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
#7267She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few years, enjoyed
herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and left. Excited a few men
in the meantime.
-- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing on Diana Rigg's
involvement in "The Avengers".
#7268She liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them were bad.
#7269She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could
have poured on a waffle ...
#7270She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting
into words.
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