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#7271She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.
#7272She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West
#7273So many beautiful women and so little time.
-- John Barrymore
#7274So many men; so little time.
#7275So many women; so little nerve.
#7276So many women; so little time!
#7277 "So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might
want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime."
"Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David."
"Friday, then?"
"Why not, David, it might even be fun."
-- Dating in Minnesota
#7278Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
#7279Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
#7280Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!
-- Mae West
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