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#7281Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they
hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
#7282Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
-- Maureen Murphy
#7283Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them
is a grudge.
-- Helen Rowland
#7284Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem
#7285Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
-- Sigmund Freud
#7286Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do
to keep from telling her.
-- Andy Capp
#7287Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.
#7288Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it
needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
-- Kipling
#7289Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer
#7290That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
-- Dorothy Parker
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