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| #7291 | | The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
-- Paul Leautaud, "Propos d'un jour"
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| #7292 | | The anger of a woman is the greatest evil with which you can threaten your
enemies.
-- Bonnard
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| #7293 | | The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-- Ladies' Home Journal
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| #7294 | | The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help
feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is
their father.
-- H.L. Mencken
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| #7295 | | The best man for the job is often a woman.
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| #7296 | | The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,
all you have to do is straighten your tie.
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| #7297 | | The big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted
themselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females. Why do they tolerate
this total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are
hungry all the time?
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| #7298 | | The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and
sometimes three.
-- Alexandre Dumas
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| #7299 | | The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a
tedious book.
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| #7300 | | The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle
in his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
"Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,
but not much good in a fight."
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