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#7311The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased
to love.
-- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargues
#7312The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs
and begin to stifle our yawns.
-- Helen Rowland
#7313The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and
she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
-- Bill Lawrence
#7314The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that
what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
-- Leo J. Burke
#7315The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
She loves it -- and that's all. It is thus that we should love.
-- DeGourmont
#7316The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin.
-- Honor'e DeBalzac
#7317The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well
everything.
-- Yeats
#7318The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.
#7319The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"
#7320The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
-- American proverb
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