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#7331The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why
some people feel there is no God.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
#7332The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
#7333The six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,
wisdom, needlework, and chastity.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907
#7334The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
#7335The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
-- and then marry him.
-- Cher
#7336The truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is true.
#7337The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else
are fast women and slow horses.
#7338The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
#7339The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great
deal of money. The woman who gives herself takes all your time.
-- Balzac
#7340There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman
is one of them.
-- Ralston
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