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| #7381 | | What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin.
-- Jerry Lester
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| #7382 | | "What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager
asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear," she replied.
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| #7383 | | What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with
any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
-- Oscar Wilde
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| #7384 | | What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's
transparency.
-- George Nathan
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| #7385 | | What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism. It's
corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and
magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and,
most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were
discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been
remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint
of individual rather than collective effort.
-- Susan Gordon
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| #7386 | | Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton
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| #7387 | | When a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be in the wrong
rest room.
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| #7388 | | When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattentions of one.
-- Helen Rowland
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| #7389 | | When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry
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| #7390 | | When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises:
first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it.
-- Donnay
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