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#8931A man's house is his hassle.
#8932A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
#8933A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
#8934A penny saved has not been spent.
#8935A penny saved is ridiculous.
#8936A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his
mouth.
#8937A place for everything and everything in its place.
-- Isabella Mary Beeton, "The Book of Household Management"

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to memory management system services.]
#8938A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.
-- Stanley Baldwin
#8939A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques contaminate
the potable concoction produced by steeping certain edible nutriments.
#8940A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
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