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#921All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.
#922America works less, when you say "Union Yes!"
#923American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees
be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are
educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and
the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
-- Dave Barry, "Urine Trouble, Mister"
#924An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's
chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the
Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone
who has seen the Managing Director face on).
-- Katherine Whitehorn, "Roundabout"
#925Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
#926Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
-- Publius Syrus
#927Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.
#928Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
#929Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the
price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
means the price went way up.
#930"At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompetents"
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