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#9331When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"
-- Turkish proverb
#9332When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
-- Chinese proverb
#9333When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
-- Lynch
#9334When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
#9335When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
#9336When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look
like a nail.
#9337When the sun shineth, make hay.
-- John Heywood
#9338When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.
#9339When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live
as they live elsewhere.
-- St. Ambrose
#9340When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
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